Shit Men Like!

Toilet Paper

 This store is in Helena, MT.  It is basically a tobacco and liquor store. I love the logo.










Now let’s get to the point.  Why is it the everywhere in the world except your own house you are provided with sandpaper to wipe your butt.  I have stayed at hundreds of hotels and been to thousands of public bathrooms.  Of all of these places I have probably had decent toilet paper in 2-3 hotels.  I believe the Renaissance Palm Springs is 1 of them.  Using this rough paper is very uncomfortable.  First it doesn’t absorb shit (pun intended).  2nd because it doesn’t absorb anything you must use twice as much.  Because you must you twice as much you as is 5 times as sore.  I would like to blame this on the Scott tissue company who produces most of this horrible product.  We deserve better.  Do you think this is why we have so many angry people in America?  Would using Charmin lead to a less violent, happier country?  I don’t know but I do know that it wouldn’t hurt (your butt or the violence problem).  Have fun and wipe carefully.

One Response

  1. Truer words were never spoken in this your TP post, and also that’s a rare example of intelligent scrawl on a mens room wall, compared to the usual sort of thing seen in there.

    Thanks for liking my “write whatever I fluckin’ want to” post.

    January 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

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